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مُساهمة من طرف في الجمعة ديسمبر 18, 2009 9:29 am

Three men were walking through the jungle when they were captured by cannibals. The cannibals
thought they would be fair and give the men each one chance to be let free. They were released into the jungle to pick three of one type of fruit and come back to see the chief. After this the chief would tell them what to do.

The first man got three apples. The chief said, "Okay, you must swallow all three of these apples without gagging or chewing." The man got the first one in his throat, gagged, and died.

The second man came in with berries. The chief gave him the same task. The second man swallowed two with ease, gagged on the third one, and died.

Now these two men were up in heaven. The first man asked the second, "Why did you gag? You had berries! You could have lived!"

The second guy replied, "Yeah, but I almost laughed when I saw the third man coming with pineapples!"

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework."
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مُساهمة من طرف أبو الوليدالحمادي في السبت ديسمبر 19, 2009 1:09 am


although the first joke was a little bit chilling but that makes me laugh for a while,,,,

thanx ur jokes dear

i hope next time u got it in chinese
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